John & Pat once again prove they quickly run out of things to say when talking about music. Then again, this is free, so who are you to complain? Check your privilege, doofus.
John & Pat have nothing to say, but that doesn’t stop them from saying it for an hour. Why are you even reading this? It’s as pointless as life itself.
John & Pat take a look at the latest clueless idiocy coming out of stars’ mouths, and counter it with some clueless idiocy of their own. Everybody loses!
With the new fall season on the horizon, John & Pat decide to pitch their own TV shows – which, since they don’t work in Hollywood, already makes them better than 99% of what’s on TV. They’re still mostly awful, but better.
John & Pat return to discussing crime shows – but the real crime would be missing this episode! So if you want to be just another piece of low-life filth, by all means, skip this one.
Pat pays tribute to his late brother by sharing the songs they bonded over. John, meanwhile, is his usual damn fool self.
Whenever beloved entertainers reunite after a 20-year absence, the result is always magical. Just look at the Pixies! So what could possibly go wrong with a new season of Roseanne? Nothing at all, that’s what.
John finally convinces Pat to start watching The Wire, but how? Was it peer pressure? Blackmail? An intense buttocks massage? You’ll have to listen to find out! Oh, they also watched Hill Street Blues, if anybody cares (and they shouldn’t).
John & Pat once again amuse themselves by recasting movies with the casts of other movies. The listeners might amuse themselves by switching over to another podcast.
John & Pat try to relive their high school years through two sitcoms about kids ten times smarter than they ever were. Another failed experiment!