John & Pat take a look at the TV schedules for their respective senior years in high school. It goes a long way toward explaining why their lives went wrong.
John tortures Pat once again by forcing him to listen to heavy metal, and Pat tortures John by continuing to speak in his Philly accent.It’s a win-win!
John & Pat look at the differences between movies nominated 30 years ago and those nominated today. They agree on one thing both eras have in common, though: not nearly enough Andrew McCarthy!
John & Pat pick their favorite songs from the second half of 2017. Will Blind Melon finally make the list? You’ll have to listen all the way to the end to find out!
John and Pat spend an episode doing exactly what the rest of you do at work and click on Wikipedia links until they get bored. The only difference is, they’re not getting paid for it. And they never will be if they keep insulting potential advertisers as they do in this episode. The resistance lives!
John & Pat do their annual Golden Globe predictions, and maintain their tradition of picking winners even though they haven’t seen the majority of the nominations. That’s how things work in Trump’s America! Their lack of knowledge doesn’t prevent them from explaining at length why the Hollywood Foreign Press sucks, either. You suck, HFP!
Finally, the whole stupid year is over, so it’s time for our annual recap of the few good things that actually happened. Spoiler: The Emoji Movie didn’t make the cut. We’re rebels!
We apologize for not having a special “227” episode for our 227th episode. Wait until you hear Episode 90210, we’ll more than make up for it!
Michael Morris joins the guys to give you the best Christmas gift ever: detailed descriptions of two movies so you don’t ever have to suffer sitting through them yourself. You’re welcome!
Pat’s friend Yvonne joins the guys to discuss The Thing and Get Out, two of the best horror movies of all time. Also two of Pat’s favorite things to shout at strangers from a passing car.
John and Pat take a look at the TV shows of old and compare them to today’s crop. Which era will come out the winner? The answer will shock and delight you. And also make you rethink all your life decisions. Don’t blame us if you walk out of your comfortable existence for a road trip into the seedy underbelly of the American dream!