John & Pat once again amuse themselves by recasting movies with the casts of other movies. The listeners might amuse themselves by switching over to another podcast.
John & Pat try to relive their high school years through two sitcoms about kids ten times smarter than they ever were. Another failed experiment!
John & Pat critique the finest of the fine arts: comic strips. Don’t worry – if this episode’s too highbrow for you, they’ll be back to something stupid next week.
John & Pat devote an entire episode to talking nonsense. This is nothing new, but the twist is: this time they do it without a theme. If you’re a fan of laziness, this one’s for you.
John & Pat take a look at the TV schedules for their respective senior years in high school. It goes a long way toward explaining why their lives went wrong.
John tortures Pat once again by forcing him to listen to heavy metal, and Pat tortures John by continuing to speak in his Philly accent.It’s a win-win!
John & Pat look at the differences between movies nominated 30 years ago and those nominated today. They agree on one thing both eras have in common, though: not nearly enough Andrew McCarthy!
John & Pat pick their favorite songs from the second half of 2017. Will Blind Melon finally make the list? You’ll have to listen all the way to the end to find out!
John and Pat spend an episode doing exactly what the rest of you do at work and click on Wikipedia links until they get bored. The only difference is, they’re not getting paid for it. And they never will be if they keep insulting potential advertisers as they do in this episode. The resistance lives!
John & Pat do their annual Golden Globe predictions, and maintain their tradition of picking winners even though they haven’t seen the majority of the nominations. That’s how things work in Trump’s America! Their lack of knowledge doesn’t prevent them from explaining at length why the Hollywood Foreign Press sucks, either. You suck, HFP!