John & Pat compare the two most famous Marxist music acts (sorry, Gang Of Four!) of the modern era and manage to say nothing about politics or philosophy in the process. But at least they look good doing it. As far as you know.
John & Pat pick their top 10 favorite TV dramas, and only one of their lists is complete b.s. See who you agree with and determine whether you’re a Pat or a John. Or whether you’re somebody with an actual life.
John & Pat do their semi-annual list of their favorite songs of the year. Will yours make the cut? Nope. But you will be educated on some great music bubbling under the radar. Educated, but not entertained. Just like an Aaron Sorkin script!
John & Pat turn their critical eye to the only subject either of them can discuss with any degree of expertise: sitcoms. Listen to see if your favorites (Dallas, Oz, Dragnet) made their lists, or if they just blew it like they have with their miserable lives. Comedy!
Pat & John relive the glory days of their youth and contrast it with their decrepit, bitter present in this episode that’s sure to make you question your concept of mortality, art and what it means to be human in the modern era. Or else they just recite a bunch of lists. It’s really not for us to say.