Nothing. It’s a theme Pat & John have explored before, both on the podcast and in their mental states. They once again stare into the void and the void stares back. Then the void takes them out for beers and they watch a VHS copy of Caddyshack. The void’s not so bad.
John & Pat go back to the ’80s (like they ever left) to indulge in their goth and dance sides. Since neither of them can dance, it ends up just being more dreary than usual.
Michael returns to triumphantly take his place among the geniuses of podcasting by choosing to discuss 2 movies nobody in America has ever seen. Also; debates about the best way to kill whitey.