John & Pat do their annual Golden Globe predictions, and maintain their tradition of picking winners even though they haven’t seen the majority of the nominations. That’s how things work in Trump’s America! Their lack of knowledge doesn’t prevent them from explaining at length why the Hollywood Foreign Press sucks, either. You suck, HFP!
Finally, the whole stupid year is over, so it’s time for our annual recap of the few good things that actually happened. Spoiler: The Emoji Movie didn’t make the cut. We’re rebels!
We apologize for not having a special “227” episode for our 227th episode. Wait until you hear Episode 90210, we’ll more than make up for it!
Michael Morris joins the guys to give you the best Christmas gift ever: detailed descriptions of two movies so you don’t ever have to suffer sitting through them yourself. You’re welcome!
John and Pat take a look at the TV shows of old and compare them to today’s crop. Which era will come out the winner? The answer will shock and delight you. And also make you rethink all your life decisions. Don’t blame us if you walk out of your comfortable existence for a road trip into the seedy underbelly of the American dream!
Legitimate actress/musician Ana Golja and big-shot creator/producer Jonathan Hirsch join the guys from America’s 51st state (Canada!) to talk about their new comedy project, Fare Trade. This episode unofficially sponsored by BUNZ, which can feel free to send us a check as they see fit.
Vivian does her yearly guest spot to grade all the best the networks have to offer. And as usual, their best would end up on most people’s trash fires. So enjoy, won’t you?
John & Pat once again compare the ’80s to the ’10s, and once again prove the past was a huge load of crap. Of course, they also prove that so is the present. Why even bother doing anything? Just quit your dumb job and collect unemployment.
John & Pat predict the Emmy winners with the stunning accuracy you’ve come to expect from two guys with no showbiz experience or insight. And who doesn’t enjoy hearing semi-educated guesses about events that have already taken place? That’s what death cults are built on!
“David joins the guys to finally answer the question that’s been plaguing all of us since the 20th century: Who’s better – Lucille Ball or Motörhead? The answer may surprise and delight you! If you’re psychotic.
John and Pat tackle the illegal alien issue in a way those do-nothings in the government never thought of: by comparing two television shows. Who’s to say which method is more likely to heal the country? Jeremy Piven? I don’t think so.