Episode 276: Who Would Melissa Fumero Play on Barney Miller

Once again, John & Pat tackle the questions no one else has the guts to ask: Who should replace Alex Trebek? And why did we forget Terry Crews was a cast member of Brooklyn 99?

Episode 273: The Jeffersons vs. The Jeffersons Live

John & Pat take another episode to talk about this spectacle on ABC. I’m sure they will be getting a check any day now for all the free advertising.

Episode 272: All in the Family vs. All in the Family Live

John & Pat look back to a more quaint time in entertainment, when racism and misogyny were issues to be dealt with. Ah, how times have changed.

Episode 264: Happy New Year 2019!

John and Pat ring in the new year by talking about the exact same dumb subjects they’ve discussed every other year. Their resolution is to never grow.

Episode 261: Another One About Nothing

John and Pat discuss vacations, what TV shows they’re watching and all the movies they haven’t seen. It’s like hanging out in an assisted living facility, but without the smell.

Episode 255: Improv Games

If you’ve ever watched a monkey try to do calculus, you know what you’re in for: John & Pat, with no improv background between them, play improv games. Aren’t you tired of professionals like Paul F. Tompkins and Jason Mantzoukas giving you polished, reliably entertaining comedy? Of course you are. Welcome to the future.