John & Pat tackle philosophy by discussing nothing to highlight the meaninglessness of existence. Or they were just to lazy to come up with an actual topic. Listen and decide for yourself.
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Episode 251: The Best Songs of 2018 Part 1
It’s that time of year again! John and Pat each pick their top 10 songs from the first half of the year. Note to listeners: your terrible band didn’t make the list.
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Episode 246: Dear Abby vs. Ask Amy
John & Pat disregard the expertise of the professionals and offer their own advice to the dum-dums who write in to weekly columnists – with sometimes shocking results! Mostly not, though.
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Episode 245: The Cars – The Cars vs. of Montreal – White is Relic/Irrealis Mood
John & Pat once again prove they quickly run out of things to say when talking about music. Then again, this is free, so who are you to complain? Check your privilege, doofus.
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Episode 244: Nonsense
John & Pat have nothing to say, but that doesn’t stop them from saying it for an hour. Why are you even reading this? It’s as pointless as life itself.
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Episode 243: Hollywood Scandals
John & Pat take a look at the latest clueless idiocy coming out of stars’ mouths, and counter it with some clueless idiocy of their own. Everybody loses!
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Episode 234: Yet Another Episode About Nothing
John & Pat devote an entire episode to talking nonsense. This is nothing new, but the twist is: this time they do it without a theme. If you’re a fan of laziness, this one’s for you.
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Episode 229: Wikipedia Rabbit Hole
John and Pat spend an episode doing exactly what the rest of you do at work and click on Wikipedia links until they get bored. The only difference is, they’re not getting paid for it. And they never will be if they keep insulting potential advertisers as they do in this episode. The resistance lives!
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Episode 221: Our Top 40’s Movies
John & Pat continue their journey into the past with a look at the films of the 1940s, which millennials may recognize as the decade most of the jokes on The Big Bang Theory come from.
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Episode 220: Our Top 50’s Movies
John & Pat take a look at the best films from a decade remembered fondly exclusively by old white men. Which could be any decade, really. You’ll just have to listen to find out which! Or read the episode title.
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